Well, Carlyle would share with you guys the bad news about the cover, unfortunately the reason he isn’t here to share the bad news is extricably tied to the bad news. See, HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY A BAND OF MARAUDING GYPSIES!
Seriously, a band of singing gypsies came last night with the promise of good song and stew. Instead they lulled him to sleep and stole him away in the dark. Unfortunately, with all the kidnapping and such, he won’t be able to get the cover to us until next Wednesday. He sends his deep regrets, literally. He really wishes he hadn’t been kidnapped.